NASCARs are so fast...

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/06/2014 at 20:52 • Filed to: youtube, nascar

The wind from a passing pack can nearly knock people over.

DISCUSSION (37)

Kailand09 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 20:53

Holy shit, this isn't even a thought that ever crossed my mind lol.

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:03

Wow, didn't know it was like that, thanks for sharing this

Axel-Ripper > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:03

One of the more dangerous things you can do, but also something you have to do once. Even in practice somewhere when its only one car, its just mind boggling.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:06

LOL all those rednecks do is turn left and throw empty beer cans in the back seat; takes zero talent and even a bad GP2 driver could literally win every race by multiple laps literally any European would win every race.

odieman44 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:07

That is awesome. I still remember feeling that whine/growl vibrating my insides the first time I went to a NASCAR race. And that was at a short track.

Takuro Spirit > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:15

THANKS, SKOALBAMA!

tromoly > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:19

Ask Juan Pablo Montoya why he hasn't won every race then.

For Sweden > tromoly
02/06/2014 at 21:26

I said Europeans you stupid Amerifat sheesh I know you can't read but seriously

Squid > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:28

While yes 200 MPH is fast, NASCARs just punch a huge hole through the air and a whole train of them drafting each other just magnifies the hole in the air they are pushing. You can think it is more that the cars are just creating a huge vacuum that is trying to pull these people along with the cars.

Man I miss going to Irwindale for the stock car and truck races on the 1/2 mile track. Nothing beats the noise of those V8s rumbling around a short course.

Raphael Orlove > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:30

Literally even a Finnish child could win by literally a half dozen laps.

Matt Urban > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:33

Meh more narrow mindedness. Racing is racing, don't like it pipe down and find something constructive to do.

For Sweden > Matt Urban
02/06/2014 at 21:35

Teaching you yankees what real racing is is very constructive maybe you'll learn something probably not

John Bulzacchelli > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:39

Generally I could care less about NASCAR or oval track racing - but this is seriously cool

tromoly > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:48

You said "even a bad GP2 driver could literally win every race", so I mentioned an F1 driver who has won in F1, therefore he should do even better by your example. And even with his track record in F1, my initial comment still stands.

For Sweden > tromoly
02/06/2014 at 21:49

Oh please you can't even stand out of your Rascal scooter

soto > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:50

Not sure if you are trolling or not. I hope you are. You look stupid otherwise.

For Sweden > soto
02/06/2014 at 21:51

Swedish

Stupid

Big Bubba Ray > soto
02/06/2014 at 21:51

He is.

Kinja'd!!!

Edit: I think.....

tromoly > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:51

Classy dude, always classy when someone calls out your comment and all you can come back with is derogatory generalizations.

cklaubur > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 21:53

Reminds me of this UPS commercial:

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 21:55

Don't you have a fjord to fjrolick in? Return to from whence thou came!

For Sweden > tromoly
02/06/2014 at 21:55

American

Classy

tromoly > Big Bubba Ray
02/06/2014 at 21:56

I'm pretty sure this fits nicely.

Kinja'd!!!

Big Bubba Ray > tromoly
02/06/2014 at 21:58

that text is crunched like a mofo haha what does it say?

tromoly > Big Bubba Ray
02/06/2014 at 21:59

"Because online you can be a Special Deputy, Bounty Hunter, and the baddest ass that jail has ever seen. Pure Big Business... with a 12 inch schlong."

Big Bubba Ray > tromoly
02/06/2014 at 22:03

haha I love it all!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Squid
02/06/2014 at 22:15

One of my Christmas gifts this year was tickets to NHMS this summer with pit passes. I've never really followed NASCAR but I'm still excited just because I've never been to any race of any sort before.

Squid > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/06/2014 at 22:20

If you like your ears, wear ear plugs. I've been to like 2 or 3 races at California Speedway when I was like 12 or so. My dad had a friend who had infield passes with a motor home. Its pretty awesome being on the infield of a track to watch the race. Short course races are the best, nothing beats the 1/2 mile or 1/4 mile tracks whether it is dirt racing or stock cars. It is pretty sweet to be able to see the whole track and follow the whole race without losing sight of the cars. You'll have fun, just remember to tailgate it up as food and beer is going to ruin your wallet once you get inside the track.

alexlam24 > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 22:33

Just a little news: Keiichi Tsuchiya in the 1990s competed in one race on Twin Ring Motegi with Nascar placed on podium. A JGTC and Group B racer placed podium in a sport he never competed in. It is quite a easy sport.

For Sweden > alexlam24
02/06/2014 at 22:39

He crashed out of his only Cup race, an exhibition at that.

http://www.racing-reference.info/race?id=1998-0…

alexlam24 > For Sweden
02/06/2014 at 22:57

I didn't remember him crashing, must've confused it with his race at Silverstone with the Lotuses/Minis?

1337HPMustang > tromoly
02/07/2014 at 01:44

ForSweden actually loves american cars and nascar. You kinda fell for his troll

AntMic > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/07/2014 at 02:03

When is this from? How are they allowed to be so close? They didn't learn from the Carl Edwards crash, the Nationwide crash last year, etc?

Richard M. Gaskill > For Sweden
02/07/2014 at 06:37

But a former Indy driver (I won't mention her name) is doing well to finish in the top 20 .

Fivepointohpwr > For Sweden
02/07/2014 at 11:36

Yeah, it's really easy. Just ask Juan Pablo, Robby Gordon, or Marcos Ambrose.

848brian > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/07/2014 at 12:32

They sure have a lot of faith in Billy-Joe's fencing. Bet the drivers all made sure they were smiling for the lil lady too.

George McNally > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/07/2014 at 15:54

Go to a NHRA drag race.......you get to get right next to the race cars in the pits and the noise is incredible , but only in 5 second bursts :-)